VLAD THEIMPALER
LOS ANGELES, CALIF. 90057

JULY 26, U.S.A.

THE CURAD BANDAGES CO.
COLGATE-PALMOLIVE CO., N.Y.N.Y.

HELLO SIR—

Now I am worring again. I have come to this
Amerika to escape from government harrassings and
experimentings on the people, but now I am worried
from your product

When needing such items for my cuts and abrasions
I am buying your produce. I am not buying this
BANDAIDS® brand because of not having trust in product
manufactured of too many hungering rock musicians
from the Etheopia. No! I am trusting my bleedings
to the CURAD® company. But what is this!?!:

I am reading on side of box recently that you
are guaranteeing STERILITY for Vlad if he is using
this produce! Vlad has almost fainted to read
it.

Vlad has come to the Amerika to start new
life. Vlad wants it the wife and family: This
must include fine strong American childrens!!!
Vlad must not now be sterile.

Please send quickly responding advise before my
personal injuries are given to the lawyers from the
television. I am ruined; My heart is like a birdsnest.

Vlad Theimpaler