HELLO MR. GEORGES—

I am glad to read how you are having total guarantee
and are wanting to hear about it. Is good because I am having
couple of thing to say for you.

I am Vlad Theimpaler. But I am not completely satisfied.
I am maybe little bit worrying too. Here is what for:

You are fooling Vlad, Mr. Georges Mateljian! You are saying
this potatoe chips are from "Healthy Valley." I am buying
it for this reason. Is tasting good and picture on bag is
very nice of fields and hills and barn. Is good. I am
even looking for this Valley on map so maybe to move to
it when Green Card is coming. Vlad is new American. Healthy
Valley is looking like good Amerikan Valley. But Wait!!

Today (MARCH 7, 1987, U.S.A.) I am reading Healthy Valley
bag while eating from chips (20% less oil, crisper thicker design)
and I am discovering truth!!! This chips are not being
made from "Healthy Valley"!!!! This produce is being from
Montebello, Calif. 90640!!!!!

Bah! Montebello is bad, poison town near Pasadena. I
am living in Los Angeles so I am knowing this. Air is like
metal forest fire too much of time. Plants, people, potatoes,
none of it must be too "healthy." Bah!!

Do something honest before I am telling other people of
your trick Mr. George. Shame at you; I am too sad for this
letter. Goodbye.