FLAMING COMPANIES
OKLAHOMA CITY, O.K.

HELLO SIR—

I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED. I AM FEELING
CHEATED. YOU FOOL ME. SHAME AT YOU!*

I BUY IT THIS "TV" TOILET PAPERS
BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS BUYING WHAT
IS TV-GUIDE RECOMEND. I FEEL LIKE TV
GUIDE HAS MADE THIS PAPER: 2-PLYS, GUARANTEE
FINEST QUALITY IT IS SAYING.

NO! THIS IS NOT FROM MY TV-GUIDE.
THIS IS TRUE VALUE (T!V!) YOU TRICK
VLAD; BUT HE IS TOO SMART FOR IT.

GIVE IT BACK MY MONEY. I CAN
ONLY TRUST TV-GUIDE PRODUCE. I PAY
$1.09. GOODBYE.
THANKING YOU I AM
Vlad Theimpaler
VLAD THEIMPALER
LOS ANGELES, CALIF.
90057
* VLAD COMES TO AMERIKA SO GOVERNMENT
CANNOT CHEAT ANYMORE. SHAME AT YOU
MR. FLAMING. GOODBYE.